Ship a-Hoy Woody1969

[Buzz boards the ship in a Girl Scouts uniform, with a box tucked under his arm]

Buzz Buzzard:
[high-pitched feminine voice] Yoo-hoo! Hello there! My name is Whitney, and I'm a Girl Scout. A-and could you please buy some Girl Scout cookies?

Woody Woodpecker:
[suspicious] Hmm... let me hear you recite the Girl Scout Promise.

Buzz Buzzard:
Promise? [in regular gruff voice] What promise? I don't have to promise nothin'! Are you gonna buy these crummy cookies or not?

Woody Woodpecker:
[taking the box of "cookies"] Well, I haven't got any money...

Buzz Buzzard:
That's all right. I'll just run below and get a few doubloons.

[while Buzz starts toward the stairs, Woody shakes the box and listens to the sound it makes]

Woody Woodpecker:
Wait a minute! These cookies are stale!

Buzz Buzzard:
No, they ain't! Lemme see.

[Woody opens the box; a large boxing glove on a spring pops out and socks Buzz in the head, knocking him out]