Shopgirl

     

Shopgirl2005

Stars: Steve Martin, Claire Danes, Jason Schwartzman, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras
Genre: Drama, Romance
Rating: R
Runtime: 106 minutes

Shopgirl is a 2005 American romantic comedy-drama film directed by Anand Tucker and starring Steve Martin, Claire Danes, and Jason Schwartzman. The screenplay by Steve Martin is based on his 2000 novella of the same title. The film is about a comple… more »


Lisa Cramer:
You want some advice? You never call him. But if he calls you you talk to him, then act like you have another call, keep him on hold for a long time. Like longer than you think is passable. And break dates. Always break dates. Right around the holidays cus then he's just stuck. And fellatio, the sooner the better. And allot. Act like you love it. After he's aditcted, cut him off. That's when you got him.

Mirabelle:
Ya, I couldn't do all that.

Lisa Cramer:
How come?

Mirabelle:
I'm from Vermont.

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