Shrek the Halls2007

Shrek:
T'was the night before Christmas, not a swamp rat did creep / As mother and babe played kazoo in their sleep / Now, the sight of the house would make any ogre droop / For it was sickeningly sweet as unicorn poop / Yet who is arriving to help this lost cause? / The foul, the vile... and handsome Ogre Claus!

Shrek:
[as Ogre Claus] Hey. How's it going?

Shrek:
He looked all around and scratched at his beard / and said... and said...

Shrek:
[as Ogre Claus] This place is worse than I thought... uh, feared!

Shrek:
So he grabbed up his belly and screwed up his face / And let loose a...

[Loud belch]

Shrek:
...That transformed the place / With a gleam in his eye, his work here was done / And then to the babies he gave one by one / A festering bottle of stinky swamp juice / And for mommy a kiss and a good Christmas goose.

[Motions to goose Fiona, but then pulls out a goose]

Shrek:
[as Ogre Claus] 325 degrees, 20 minutes per pound.

Shrek:
Then digging a finger inside of his nose / and giving a nod up the chimney he rose / And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight / Smelly Christmas to all / And to all a gross night!