Since You Went Away1944

Lieutenant Tony Willett:
[sirens wailing] Uh-oh. Yep. It's one of them all right.

Mrs. Anne Hilton:
What have we been doing? You weren't speeding.

Lieutenant Tony Willett:
Have things changed around here? Do you have to be doing something now before you get a ticket?

Police Officer:
Where do you think you're going?

Lieutenant Tony Willett:
I wish I knew. What's your guess? Gibralter? New Guinea? Kiska?

Police Officer:
You stationed around here?

Lieutenant Tony Willett:
Well, yes and no. Look officer, I don't want to be rude, but we're not in a particularly chatty frame of mind. So, would you mind filling out one of those pretty little slips and getting it over with?

Police Officer:
You weren't doing anything.

Lieutenant Tony Willett:
I wasn't?

Mrs. Anne Hilton:
Well, what's all this about?

Police Officer:
Oh, it's just that it gets so lonely along this road since gas rationing. And say, ain't it a beautiful night?

Mrs. Anne Hilton:
Well, I hadn't noticed it before, but now that you mention it, officer.

Police Officer:
Well, guess I'd better be checking in. Nice to met up with you folks.

Mrs. Anne Hilton:
Good night.

Police Officer:
Get one of them Japs for me!

Lieutenant Tony Willett:
If I lay my hands on one, I'll give him a ticket!