Sinister2012/I

Deputy:
Mr Oswalt, listen! You know there's a page in your books where you always say nice things about all the people that helped you out?

Ellison Oswalt:
...The acknowledgments?

Deputy:
Yeah... and in each one there's always, like a line that says, you know... "I couldn't have done this without the tireless efforts of Deputy So And So from the local police department."?

Ellison Oswalt:
...Right?

Deputy:
Well, you know... I could be like... you know, your Deputy So And So, you know, if you don't already have one...