Sione's Wedding

Sione's Wedding2006

Sione's Wedding (also marketed outside New Zealand as Samoan Wedding), is a 2006 New Zealand comedic film directed by Chris Graham and written by James Griffin and Oscar Kightley, and produced by South Pacific Pictures. more »



[Sefa goes to Leilani's house after he learns she went to a certain clinic]

Leilani:
[teary-eyed] What do you want?

Sefa:
I got a pitch stranger put a needle up my dick.

Leilani:
God, did it hurt?

Sefa:
Then he tells me I don't have any of the symptoms.

Leilani:
Of what?

Sefa:
Of WHAT? The STD I did give you!... The one you went to the clinic for?

Leilani:
The FAMILY PLANNING clinic, Sefa. I'm pregnant.

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