Sione's Wedding2006

[At Sione's house, the Pastor calls in Sefa and the gang]

Minister:
We have a problem. As a shepherd of the Lord charged with watching over our little community, I have officiated at many happy occasions. Celebrations of love, togetherness, peace and harmony... and there are weddings you four have attended. Shall we watch some? [starts putting in videotapes]

Minister:
Tavita's wedding... [Footage shows Tavita and his bride being given the send-off by the guests. The couple open the limousine to find Michael having sex with a bridesmaid. Michael scrambles to get out of the car and escape with Tavita chasing him]

Minister:
And Albert, don't think anyone has forgotten Iakopo's wedding... [Footage shows Albert joining the bride's siva dance. He picks up the bride, and suddenly drops her on her head]

Minister:
Sefa, don't think anyone has forgotten Mose's wedding... [Footage shows Mose and his bride are ready to cut the groom's wedding cake, when a drunk Sefa stands up and collapses on the bride's cake]

Minister:
And just last night, your crowning glory. Eugene's wedding. [Footage shows the wedding hall on fire, thanks to Stanley]

Minister:
Shame and heartache, because of FOUR IMMATURE FOOLS! My flock have commanded to me, and that is why my decree, is this: at Sione's wedding, all of you are banned. Our meeting is over.