Skyfall2012

Q:
It always makes me feel a bit melancholy. Grand old war ship. being ignominiously haunted away to scrap... The inevitability of time, don't you think? What do you see?

James Bond:
A bloody big ship. Excuse me.

Q:
007. I'm your new Quartermaster.

James Bond:
You must be joking.

Q:
Why, because I'm not wearing a lab coat?

James Bond:
Because you still have spots.

Q:
My complexion is hardly relevant.

James Bond:
Your competence is.

Q:
Age is no guarantee of efficiency.

James Bond:
And youth is no guarantee of innovation.

Q:
Well, I'll hazard I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field.

James Bond:
Oh, so why do you need me?

Q:
Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled.

James Bond:
Or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas. Q.

Q:
007.