Sleeping Dogs2012

Calvin:
That a**hole was sleeping with my girlfriend!

Wei Shen:
You can't just punch a cop.

Calvin:
I know. Gotta have a getaway ready. I really appreciate it.

Wei Shen:
A little warning would be nice.

Calvin:
Oh. Right. Okay.

Wei Shen:
You gonna pull this sh*t, you gotta learn to drive. Think about dumping that girlfriend too, alright?

Calvin:
Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend. I really like her though. She's got a nice smile. Dresses real nice.

Wei Shen:
Wait... you're not even dating her?

Calvin:
Not yet, man. You got to be optimistic though.