Sleeping with Other People2015

Xander:
What the f*** is that?

Jake:
That was repartee.

Xander:
That's exactly why I can't have you at the party, because you have repartee with everybody. You love repartee. All you wanna do is flit around the party, flirt with the moms. And then they all get mad and they turn on each other then they yell at Naomi then Naomi yells at me then they wont let their kids play with my kids. Then I have to play with my kid because my kids have no friends. I'm raising friendless children because of you! Do you understand?

Jake:
I...

Xander:
It is a cascading sh*t storm that is your creation.

Jake:
That is a tremendous amount of Malcolm Gladwellian logic jumps.

Xander:
Well you spent ten thousand hours f***ing my life up, so bring Lainey to the party.