Small Town Kevin2012

[Kevin and Kane are at the grocery store counter]

Stan:
Hello. My name is Stan. Can I help you with anything?

Kevin:
Yes. I can't seem to find any bologna.

Stan:
Bologna? Yeah, uh, I sold the last pack five minutes ago. Uh, sorry, dude.

Kevin:
What? Really? Well, I can't have that now, can I? Kane, you know what to do.

Kane:
Affirmative, sir.

[Kane holds a gun in his hand. Stan sees it]

Stan:
Dude! Like, no! I wasn't even supposed to be here today!

Kane:
Tell it to my gun.