Small Town Kevin2012

[while waiting for the subway to arrive]

Kane:
Do I really need to be with you to get groceries?

Kevin:
You're my bodyguard. It's your job to guard me at all times.

Kane:
What will you be getting at the store?

Kevin:
Not entirely sure. Bologna is a must though.

Kane:
I agree. I will make sure no one takes your processed meat.

Kevin:
Good. You protect my meat like you've never protected meat before.