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Mattie:
When Mary was pregnant with Jesus ain't she a virgin? The Immaculate Conception is like a big bad joke. Jesus was born and Xmas became a fashion. We've spent every Xmas together. Night masses... kids love Xmas! There's Santa Clause!

Meow:
I didn't quite get the punchline.

Mattie:
I want to believe that it is with God's design that I am sick. Mary could be the mother of AIDS! You dont get it.

Meow:
When people don't get what you mean, you attack them you crazy f*ck!

Meow:
I just wish you'd stop attacking me.

Mattie:
Ho-ho-ho Merry Xmas!