Sons of Provo2004

Will Jensen:
Number-one item is we believe that boy bands began with the Osmonds and not with the Jackson Five.

Danny Jensen:
Number-two: We believe that boy band members will be punished for their ow tardiness by putting a dollar in the tardiness jar. Okay? So bring some cash

Will Jensen:
Number-three: We believe in having perfect pitch, being harmonicly tight, and chorreographically precise.

Danny Jensen:
Number-four: We believe in the first principals of boy band grooming are: First, keep your hair cut over the ears. Second, stay fashion conscious. Third, never pierce or tattoo anything.

Kirby Laybourne:
I woun't do that.

Danny Jensen:
Anything.

Kirby Laybourne:
I wouldn't.

Danny Jensen:
And fourth, moisturize, moisturize, and Will?

Will Jensen:
Moisturize!

Danny Jensen:
That's right.