Stan Helsing

Stan Helsing2009

Stars: Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson, Desi Lydic
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Rating: R
Runtime: 108 minutes

Stan Helsing is a 2009 Canadian-American horror comedy parody film, known in some parts of Asia as Scary Movie 5, in Italy as Horror Movie and in Germany as Mega Monster Movie. Like Scary Movie, it parodies horror films, TV shows, people and pop cu… more »



Teddy:
Say, this is a fantasy. You don't walk out on a fantasy like that.

[to Stan]

Teddy:
Man, the next time three fine women with their breasteses exposed ask if your name is Van Helsing, the answer is YES!

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