Stan Helsing

     

Stan Helsing2009

Stars: Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson, Desi Lydic
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Rating: R
Runtime: 108 minutes

Stan Helsing is a 2009 Canadian-American horror comedy parody film, known in some parts of Asia as Scary Movie 5, in Italy as Horror Movie and in Germany as Mega Monster Movie. Like Scary Movie, it parodies horror films, TV shows, people and pop cu… more »


Stan Helsing:
[confronted by a giant cockroach in a restroom stall] Oh, cock... roach. Sorry, dude! I thought this was available, but it's okay. I don't actually need it, 'cause I just pissed myself. You look tense. Uh... you need a magazine? Toilet paper? Here, I'll get you a magazine.

[the giant cockroach grabs Stan]

Stan Helsing:
Ah, I see you're a fan of the Kobe Bryant position.

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