Stay-at-Home Dads2014

Mystery Store Owner:
Some guys say after the first time ya whack a guy, ya get all jittery and sh*t. Sick to your stomach. Not me. I was f***in' starvin' like a pothead. So afterwards, I hit the Burger Barn drive-thru down the street. I specifically told the acne-inflicted punk at the window, to give me a Double Heifer with cheese, extra ketchup, and no onions. No onions. As I sped off and took a bite outta the Heifer, something was off, so I opened it up and there it was starin' me in the face... A stack of f***in' onions. Onions! I told that good for nothin' little sh*t no f***in' onions. NONE! That no good prick put 'em in anyway probably just to aggravate me. As hungry as I was that night, I had to toss that sh*t burger right out the f***in' window. Whata waste of $1.99 plus tax. F***er.