Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People2008

[Strong Bad is at a meeting to verbally tear Telltale Games a new one on how his game is going]

Strong Bad:
[standing on conference table; yelling] Cool game! Strong Bad's cool game! Not box-look-under game! Or green bushes game! What is that mess? [to one developer] You told me you could do a blade! A BLADE! I thought a dialog tree was the name of some cool, alien, sentient plant thing! [turns to Kevin Bruner] And you, ugly glasses Telltale, you said that "point and click" meant pointing a gun and clicking the trigger! And thank goodness we didn't decide to name it "Strong Bad's Cool Game *Developed By* Attractive People". You guys are the ugliest scrubs I've ever seen! [screams and flails his arms, then suddenly calms down] Okay. Calm down. Keep it together. Here's what you do to save this game from certain doom. Fade in. Interior. Awesome video game. Day. In a world where reality and videogames have merged in a pixelated cataclysm, can beefy, robot panted Strong Bad restore order to the galaxy, save the princess, and SLAY THE DRAGON? [calms down again] That's, uh, all I got. I'm gonna find the sandwich cart guy. [leaves]