Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free2008

The King of Town:
[entering Strong Bad's computer room] Aha! Caught you red gloved-ed!

Strong Bad:
The King of Town? How'd you get in here?

The King of Town:
In flagrant disregard of my new e-mail tax, eh? One Creamy Ding snack cake for every e-mail sent or received!

Strong Bad:
Email tax? Flagrant? Creamy Ding?

The King of Town:
Oh, so you refuse to pay? Poopsmith, administer the collar of obedience!

[the Poopsmith enters, clubs Strong Bad senseless and puts on his neck a metal collar with a flashing red light on it]

Strong Bad:
What're you doing? Hey, cut that out! Ow! My freedom!

The King of Town:
You are under house arrest. You have the right to bribe me. Anything you offer will be eaten by me whether cooked or raw.

[he shows off a pulsating electronic security gate at Strong Bad's front door, bearing matching lights to Strong Bad's collar]

The King of Town:
Try walking past that fence downstairs, and *blammo*! Hope you weren't attached to that head. And one more thing...

[the king takes and eats Strong Bad's map from "Homestar Ruiner"]

Strong Bad:
My map! I need that!

The King of Town:
This'll make sure you stay put until you can pay up! Now let's ride, Poopsmith! Gotta go collect on my new pour-a-bag-of-jellybeans-down-my-gullet tax!

[they leave]

Strong Bad:
House arrest? Aw, man, this is the worst thing to happen to my style in a long line of bad things happening to my style. I gotta find a way outta here, and give that uncharacteristically oppressive King of Town a serious mustache pounding.