Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad had gotten Pom Pom to take some headshots of him as a model]

Strong Bad:
I can't wait to get those pictures back from the lab. I can totally see some of them being used in one of those glossy fashion magazines. Y'know, the kind that cost nine bucks and are 97% ads. Like maybe in an ad for those fancy leather shoes that you're supposed to wear without socks. WITHOUT SOCKS!

[a tube sock ad also featuring Strong Bad appears on screen]

Strong Bad:
Man! Can you imagine the luxury! Ooh! Or some kinda fancy men's colognac.

[an athletic foot cream ad featuring Strong Bad appears on screen]

Strong Bad:
And I can be laying next to some skinny blonde girl looking totally disinterested. You know like, "Whatever, baby. You can't even approach the flava... of my colognac." No wait! The cover of some steamy romance novel!

[the cover of "Unnatractive Detective Stories! The Case of the Dame with the Hard-to-look-at Teeth," depicting Strong Bad and a hideous woman, appears on screen]

Strong Bad:
And my ripped self would be on top of some cliff or lighthouse clutching a milkmaid in a flowy dress. And she'd be like, "No, Parson Jim, it can never be!" But I'm all like, "Look in your heart, Chezmerelda."