Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad has been asked via email if he has a secret identity]

Strong Bad:
[typing response] I believe your question was about my secret identity. Well, let me ask you this: have you ever seen The Poopsmith and I in the same place at the same time? Dun dun DUUUNH! That's right! It is I who dons the crappy orange gloves and shovels...

[the Poopsmith appears behind Strong Bad and pokes him with his shovel to get his attention. Strong Bad turns and sees him]

Strong Bad:
What the...? What are you doing here? You ruined my scam, man! I was gonna have all of everyone believing that I was you and that the steaming pile of whatsit was really a smoldering pile of money covered in whatsit. How'd you get in here anyways?

Homestar Runner:
[walking in] I let him in.

[He gives the Poopsmith a burger]

Homestar Runner:
Here you go.

[to Strong Bad]

Homestar Runner:
Oh, and you're out of mayo.

Strong Bad:
Is there like a sign on my door that says, "Wanted: Everyone I hate. Inquire within"?

The King of Town:
[coming in] I didn't see one.