Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

Strong Bad:
[writing for an advice column in Scarfgirl magazine] Dear Buttless in Bedstuy, Sounds like YOU need to play more video games, galpal. And not those girly ones where you pretend to be a dog or a frog neither. I'm talkin' about the explodey ones. The kind that make you dizzy when you play 'em. Then maybe your guy will stop talking about his ex. Eat a Steak, Cara Carabowditbowdit. XOXOXO

[cut to Homestar and Marzipan reading the column together]

Marzipan:
This lady doesn't know what she's talking about. And I don't like her pseudoname.

Homestar Runner:
Aw, you're just jealous 'cause she gets all the hot boys.

[a piece of paper hits Homestar from offscreen]

Homestar Runner:
Marzipan, mail's here.

Marzipan:
What's it say?

Homestar Runner:
[reading the note] No I don't. Strong Bad. I mean, Cara Carabowditbowdit.

Marzipan:
See, I told you.