Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

Strong Bad:
[talking about his secret identity] I got lots of secret identities. Lately, I've been using this one: Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier. I use Mr. Tappers when I'm on tour and I want to check into a hotel and not be bothered by legions of fans.

[Strong Bad is now seen checking into a hotel, which is really Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad is holding a briefcase]

Bubs:
[to Strong Bad] And what name will this room be under?

Strong Bad:
Uh, Tip Tappers, please. Unless some girl asks what room Strong Bad's in. And she's at least a seven out of ten. Or uh... six if she's naked.

Bubs:
That'll be 900 dollars, Mr... [clears throat]... Tappers.

[Homestar comes out from behind the stand, wearing night clothes and holding an ice bucket]

Homestar Runner:
Is there an ice machine around here?

Bubs:
Certainly, Mr. Dee Williams.