Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Patrick Cowiche from Washington asks Strong Bad about his high school years]

Strong Bad:
Now, I have an extremely unphotographic memory. So, I guess that'd be more like a drawing, or a doodle. Like a doodle memory. But I would hazard a guess that we were probably just like other cartoons were in high school, i.e. we were a team of super sleuths. [a title card for a TV show called "The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries", featuring teenage versions of Homestar, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and Marzipan, is displayed]

Marzipan:
Stampers! My long-lost uncles' abandoned pie factory sure is mysterious.

Strong Bad:
Aw, there's no such thing as "mysterious."

Homestar Runner:
I don't want to take any chances. We should play in a band, just to be safe.

[Homestar, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and Marzipan suddenly start performing]

Homestar Runner:
Havin' fun with my friends. Words about a mystery. Shakin' hands with my man...