Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[When prompted by email to do so, Strong Bad redesigns the No Loafing sign by making it into a scrolling LED display]

Strong Bad:
Fresh from elementary school cafetoriums and lotto machines comes one of those actually pretty hard-to-read message board signs, capable of advanced animations, scroll-a botonies, and twelve levels of blinkiness. Now we can celebrate the lack of loafing with some fireworks! And a man doing cartwheels! [the display shows the fireworks and the cartwheeling man, in that order] No mortal would dare loaf under the four-colored dotted digital stare of this bad boy. You know, unless they looked up too late, and the "No" had already scrolled off, so they thought it said, "*Do* Loafing". Or maybe, like, Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation's laziest president.