Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad is out gathering some updated world records for a book called "Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records". He then runs into Strong Sad holding a magnifying glass as he writes on a grain of rice]

Strong Bad:
'Sup, double-bottom? How much you weigh?

Strong Sad:
What do you wanna know that for?

[Strong Bad holds up a piece of paper reading "Who the fattest?"]

Strong Bad:
Count Longardeaux has me out gathering new records for his record book.

Strong Sad:
Oh, well, then, this should interest you.

[Strong Sad displays the grain of rice through his magnifying glass]

Strong Sad:
I've transcribed "Paradise Lost" onto this single grain of basmati rice. In four languages.

Strong Bad:
Oh, yeah, that *definitely* deserves a record.

[a page from Count Longardeaux's book is shown, displaying Strong Sad on it, and the text, "Biggest Waste of Dump:
Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad]