Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

Strong Bad:
[finding himself in an apartment room inside a comic book] Whoa! Where am I?

Strong Badman:
[appearing beside him] STINY! We have a visitor from an alternate universe!

Strong Bad:
It's Strong Badman! And his well-drawn abs! But... why are we in a crappy apartment instead of a secret underground lair filled with secret underground gadgets?

Strong Badman:
Because, mere mortal, this apartment... IS RENT-CONTROLLED! And... water's included.

Strong Bad:
[noticing some sink faucets running] Is that why all your faucets are running?

Strong Badman:
[laughing] MU-HU-HA-HA-HAH! Those dimwits down at the public works won't know what hit them!

Strong Bad:
So that's your evil plan? To waste water?

Strong Badman:
And not pay for it!

Strong Bad:
I gotta tell ya, Strong Badman... this part of your comic is pretty boring.