Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad has been asked via email if he wanted someone to paint a portrait of his greatness]

Strong Bad:
I suppose my greatness is worthy of portraiture. Perhaps one done by a Deutsch Master. [a fancy portrait of Strong Bad is displayed in a museum] The kind that are always getting stolen or vandalized by art bandits. [the Cheat appears, dressed as a bandit and covers the portrait in spray paint]

Strong Bad:
Thanks, little buddy! Now it's worth something.

The Cheat:
[obliging The Cheat noises]

[cut back to Strong Bad at the computer]

Strong Bad:
Or what about one of those black and white ink portraits you see in all the rich-guy newspapers. [a newspaper with this type of portrait is shown] Well, apparently they're not rich enough to afford any color. Or even solid lines! Just a bunch of dots and dashes. I look like Morse code. [he mimics Morse code as he says:] Dah dah dah dee dee dee... I am holding a really old cell phone.