Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad has been asked via email by a middle-school technology teacher to help introduce the class]

Strong Bad:
Middle school kids are all idiots and they need as much of my help and guidance as they can get. [he goes to a classroom, wearing a lab coat and makes robot noises] One, zero zero, one one, zero, one, one zero, one one zero, zero one. [he then speaks normally] You may not have understood me, but I was speaking technology. The word "technology" means "magic". It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one. Why, I've got some technology beneath my pants right now! Whoo-ya! [Strong Bad holds up a 5.25-inch floppy disk] This is a diskette. Diskettes were invented by computers to help us. Like how cows invented milk. The two warring factions of diskettes are floppy disks... [he holds up a 3.5-inch floppy disk]... and hard disks. I prefer these big ones because they hold more memory, although you have to fold them up to fit them into these new computers.