Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad has been asked via email from Tom B of CA on how hot it is in Strong Badia and how he keeps cool when it gets hot]

Strong Bad:
I'm not exactly sure how hot it is round here, Tomby. But we do have an old-timey, made-uppy, no-worky way of finding out. [Strong Bad and Strong Mad sneak up on a sleeping Strong Sad] We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip. [they place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's head] And then we just... ask him. [to Strong Sad] Hey! Trundle bed! [Strong Sad awakens]

Strong Bad:
How hot it is right now?

Strong Sad:
Current temperature: 97, 98 degrees... Humidity: 25 percent... Barometric pressure's 30.05 inches mercury... [Strong Bad and Strong Mad sneak away] I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce...

Strong Bad:
[to Strong Mad] Did you hear that? The high 90s! You know what that means!

Strong Bad, Strong Mad:
[in unison] COOL TIME, POOL TIME!

Strong Bad:
In the pool that we've always had that we use all the time, and the school has always had an elevator!