Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

Strong Bad:
[checking one last email on the Compy 386, despite the big shotgun hole through it] There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to check.

[the email is formatted around the hole]

Strong Bad:
Ooh, automatic hole formatting!

[he reads the email]

Strong Bad:
"Dear Strong Bad, I want to see you perform some amazing feats of wonder."

[he stops reading]

Strong Bad:
You mean more amazing than checking an email on this computer?

[he resumes reading]

Strong Bad:
"Very seriously, Luke South."

[he proceeds to type his response]

Strong Bad:
Well, I am very serious too. Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world! Lalalalalalaaaa! Ladies and Luke, I give you Strong Bad's Amazing Feats of Wonder!

[Strong Bad reveals a carnival tent as he dresses as a sideshow caller]

Strong Bad:
Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say, lalalalalalaaa!

[Strong Bad goes inside the tent, showing off Marzipan with her hair tied up]

Strong Bad:
First up, in our gallery of ocular oddities, is a contortionist with a twist! Feast your Dust Bowl-ravaged eyes on Marzipan, the Human Woman Rotini!

[Marzipan twists her neck into a spring shape, to the audience's amazement]

Strong Bad:
Behold! An ocean of pesto!

[some green liquid hits Marzipan in the face]

Marzipan:
That's not part of my act.

The King of Town:
I know. It's a part of *mine*, lalalalalalaaa!