Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad continues to gather updated world records for "Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records"]

Strong Bad:
[to Coach Z] So, Coach Z, what kind of wonderment do you have in store for us? That's not shower-related?

Coach Z:
Well... [he puts several pieces of chewed gum on his face] I'm gonna set the world record for puttin' nine pieces of chewed gum up on my face and singin' the "I'm Just Me" song and hoppin' around on one foot! [he starts hopping on one foot]

Strong Bad:
Coach?

Coach Z:
[singing] I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!

Strong Bad:
Oh, please, stop! Look, you can't just make up some random crap that no one else will ever do and call that a record. [behind them, Homsar is also hopping on one foot, also covered in chewed gum] Count Longardeaux would not stand for...

Homsar:
[not singing] I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!