Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad continues to gather updated world records for "Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records"]

Strong Bad:
[to the King of Town] All right, King o' Town, I need some disgusting eating records. Why don't you just, uh, have lunch, and I'm sure you'll set several without even trying.

The King of Town:
Ooh, I like eating lunch.

[he gestures toward a big pile of salt, including the shaker, on a table]

The King of Town:
Today, I'm having a giant pile of salt.

[the King then imitates a vacuum cleaner as he inhales the whole pile, shaker and all, into his mouth in one gulp]

Strong Bad:
Whoa, nice work!

[the King suddenly starts hiccuping]

Strong Bad:
Whoa, you got some hiccups?

The King of Town:
Nope, those, my friend, are heart attacks.

[a page from Count Longardeaux's book is shown, displaying the King on it, and the text, "Least Healthiest Man?:
The King of Town"]