Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad has been asked via email from Matt M., WA, on if he has been to a senior prom]

Strong Bad:
I have personally never had a senior prom, Matt. I have, however, crashed my fair share of Senior Proms, Senor Proms, Homecoming Dances, Shortcoming Prances, and Off-Site Team-Building Pottery Classes. But the best Senior Prom I ever crashed was the Entrapment All Up On the Moon Dance. It all started one day, when I received some very disappointing news...

[cut to a poorly-made answering machine, made out of a clock radio with a cassette tape on top of it]

Strong Bad:
[to Strong Mad and The Cheat, pretending to be upset] Oh, man, you guys. I'm totally bummed. Listen to this message I just got.

[he looks away from them and speaks in a high-pitched voice]

Strong Bad:
Hey... Bunmuffin... It's Deli... lelia. They need me to go back up to Mars to help out that robot that got stuck in the sand. So I won't be able to go to the dance with you.

[Strong Mad and The Cheat are not amused and look irritated]

Strong Bad:
I left you some cold meatloaf under the fridge.

[Strong Bad's voice returns to normal, still feigning disappointment]

Strong Bad:
That little robot's stuck in the sand *again*! I guess I don't have a date for the dance. Oh, well. Looks like you two losers...

[Strong Mad looks offended]

Strong Bad:
...and me one cool guy will just have to crash the ever-loving style out of it!