Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad walks in on Marzipan's Montesodium class, holding a broken Skin Flesh crayon]

Strong Bad:
Hey, goody Marzipan. Can I borrow some crayons? I broke my Skin Flesh.

Marzipan:
Shh! Strong Bad, not in front of the class!

Homestar Runner:
[a student in the class] Teacher! I have to go bathroom!

Strong Bad:
Why can't I say "Skin Flesh" in front of the... uh, children?

Marzipan:
First of all, we don't call them children. They're life blossoms!

Strong Bad:
Life blossoms? Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?

Marzipan:
Oh, a pretty standard one. Anyway, we don't use the term "Skin Flesh". The color you're looking for is "Dermal Discoveries".

Strong Bad:
What's that scramble? What about Lipstick Red?

Marzipan:
No, no, no. Too gender-specific. We use "Crimson Suggestion".

Strong Bad:
Well, how 'bout Hairspray Blond?

Marzipan:
"Vague Pigmentation".

Strong Bad:
Leather Black?

Marzipan:
We just call that "blue".