Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

Strong Bad:
[asked via email from someone named Fabrosi for tips on "lady-ing"; parodying his earliest self] First, Fabrosi, you've got to look as much as possible like the Strong Bad. Take off your shirt, sand off your nipples...

[rubs sandpaper on his nipples]

Strong Bad:
...and wear tight pants that accentuate all your suppleties. But sometimes that's not enough, and you have to douse yourself in the finest Mongolian aftershave lotion.

[douses himself in gasoline and walks up to Homestar and Marzipan, gas fumes emanating from him]

Strong Bad:
Oh, Marzipan. Do you want a-my bod?

Homestar Runner:
Uh, Strong Bad, why do you smell like a garage?

Marzipan:
Me, too!

Strong Bad:
Why, you... A-take a-this!

[somersaults through the air and lands hard on Homestar's head, knocking him to the wrestling mat]

Homestar Runner:
Oh!