Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Four2005

[Strong Bad discovers Homestar wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes pants]

Strong Bad:
Since you're here, let's talk about your pants... or your lack thereof, Daisy Dukes aside.

Homestar Runner:
What are you talking about, Strong Bad? I wear long pants.

Strong Bad:
Um, no, from what I can tell, you wear no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet.

Homestar Runner:
[shocked] Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!

Strong Bad:
Okay, calm down. I didn't mean to...

Homestar Runner:
[convulsing on Strong Bad] Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody, everybody! Longest pants! Long, long, long, long, long, long pants!

Strong Bad:
Ah, that's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man.

Homestar Runner:
[clearly upset] But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! [He leans in toward Strong Bad] Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants! [after a beat, Homestar zips away, leaving his pants behind]