Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Four2005

Strong Bad:
[talking about people who frequent garage sales] There is the lurker. You know, that shady night manager at Stuckey's type, who shades around but never buys anything. And you're like, "Is he there just to be seen?"

[cut to Strong Sad and Senor Cardgage looking the garage sale merchandise. Senor Cardgage is particularly looking at a can of peas]

Senor Cardgage:
[to Strong Sad] Look at this can of peas, Helvetica. Won't you help me buy it for you?

Strong Sad:
I'm finding it hard to express just how uncomfortable I am right now.

Senor Cardgage:
I dan't know why, exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to.

Strong Bad:
[coming into the scene; to Strong Sad] Look, if you're not gonna buy anything, you gotta leave. You're drivin' away all my best customers.

[Senor Cardgage picks up the can of peas and leaves]

Strong Sad:
Ugh, I feel like I need to take a chemical shower after talking to that guy. Do we have an emergency eyewash station?

Strong Bad:
At least he bought something, *lurker*! Go back to Stuckey's.