Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Four2005

[Strong Bad and The Cheat approach Coach Z, Strong Bad holding a bowl of an ice cream-like substance with yellowish sprinkles on it and The Cheat wearing a towel]

Strong Bad:
Oh man, The Cheat! Wow! Look at this! It's our best friend, Coach Z. Say there, Coach, would you like to try some of our free ice-ed c-cream? It's got toasted coconut!

Coach Z:
How could I refuse? I can't afford the money-cost variety.

[He grabs the bowl and scarfs the substance]

Coach Z:
Ooh, sweet mercy! This is orful!

Strong Bad:
Aww, it's okay, Coach. You're the proud new eater of a healthy bowl of sour cream and The Cheat fur. [the Cheat removes his towel to reveal that the lower half of his body has been shaved clean of his yellow fur]

The Cheat:
[Ta-da-type The Cheat noise]

Coach Z:
[gagging and coughing] I think I'm going to puke my pants!

Strong Bad:
Ugh! Please don't elaborate on that!

Coach Z:
[calmly] Nah, it's easy. I do it all the time. Here, let me show ya's. [Strong Bad and The Cheat run off, screaming] You take your pants... [a recipe card for Great Uncle Pawdabber's Pre-tend Ice Cream Showdown is displayed]

Strong Bad:
For best results, dip The Cheat in egg wash before shaving or else he'll get those red shaving bumpies all over him. Ugh.