Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Six2008

Strong Bad:
[reading email] "Hey Strong Bad, me and some of my friends are thinking of doing a web comic together and I was wondering if you had any suggestions for us. Thanks a lot" [stops reading; under his breath]... for not using punctuation. [resumes reading] "Gunkiller..." [he pronounces it as "Gunk-iller"] "Standing right behind you." [typing response] Who are you, Gunhaver's evil twin brother? Well I won't be needing your services today; all my gunk is plenty ill already. Web comics are easy, Gunky. They're all about video games, gamernerds, webgeeks, dorknerds, gamewads, nerdgames, webwebs, and elves. So just pick one of those and start tableting! Like the one where the slickly drawn college roommates make nothing but video game inside jokes!

[a comic involving two people vaguely resembling Strong Bad and Strong Sad is shown]

Strong Bad:
[in comic] Uh, did you try to case mod that meatloaf you're makin'?

Strong Sad:
[in comic] No, why?

Strong Bad:
[in comic; holding up a burnt brick] 'Cause I think it's BRICKED!

[both characters now look wide-eyed]

Strong Sad:
3.2ghz cell processor with 3 dual-threaded cores, 1.8 TFLOPS, 256mb XDR... [this overlaps with:]

Strong Bad:
Light bloom, floating point frame buffers, volumetric effects, high dynamic range rendering...

Strong Bad:
[voiceover] Oh, I wish knew what that means.