Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Six2008

Strong Bad:
[sitting in a cubicle next to an office and wearing a headset] No, ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes, sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or your mother's maiden credit card number...

Homestar Runner:
[calling out from offscreen] Hey, Strong Bro, keg party at the water cooler!

Strong Bad:
[to Homestar] Not now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor number thirteen! [back to headset] Yes, baby, the whole password.

Homestar Runner:
Stro Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!

Strong Bad:
[suddenly excited] I'm sorry, ma'am, free bagels just happened. [runs off; sees Homestar stuffed inside a water cooler with one leg sticking out of a water dispenser] Aw, man! This isn't free bagels!

Homestar Runner:
No, but it is free... ing Homestar from the water cooler. That's pretty sweet.

Strong Bad:
Just explain to me what you were *trying* to do when this happened.

Homestar Runner:
Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall...

Strong Bad:
Okay, that tells me everything I need to know. How 'bout we try this? [presses the button on the dispenser with Homestar's leg in it]

Homestar Runner:
Ow, ow, OW, STOP! [Strong Bad stops pressing the button] Sweet genius, that hurt! Oh, well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life. Just stack my mail on top of me, would ya? [Strong Bad walks off] Thanks, S-bro! Man! Where should we go for lunch today? Chinese buffet?