Sullen2008

Guy:
Speaking of parties, Schmit, when are you going to have us out?

Mike 'Schmitty' Smith:
Ah, I don't know about that. My weird ass, porn fiend neighbor complained last time.

Jim Wisnewski:
I thought he was a Mormon.

Mike 'Schmitty' Smith:
Mormon porn fiend, whatever - -he orders all kinds of f***ed up sh*t off the Internet and they always deliver it to my place by mistake. [playing it up] One time I accidentally opened one of those packages. And it's a movie called "Johnson & Johnson", man. You'd never believe what these two dudes are doing in the shower with soap and sh*t, all rubbin' each other up and-...

Jim Wisnewski:
[cutting him off, quick] They wash, rinse, repeat, the movie was over, change the f***in' subject!