Sunday Morning Rapture2011

Riley Kilgore:
There's got to be something we can do! There's got to be a way that we can go too! How much?

Pastor Tim:
How much WHAT?

Riley Kilgore:
How much is it gonna take to get me OUT of here? How much is it going to take for me to go see my Katrina?

Pastor Tim:
A CHECK? A CHECK IS NOT GOING TO GET YOU TO SEE NOBODY!

Riley Kilgore:
[takes cash out and waves it around] Look, here's a thousand dollars. That's all I have on me now, but I can go to the bank and see about getting more if you need it. Here, take it.

Pastor Tim:
Don't you get it, man? Your money is WORTHLESS NOW!

Riley Kilgore:
What do you mean worthless? I am Riley Kilgore, it wasn't worthless when you were having all those anniversaries, your special sessions, and asking for ties.

Pastor Tim:
[laughs dryly] YOU'RE Riley Kilgore.

Riley Kilgore:
Yeah.

Pastor Tim:
Don't you get it, RILEY? YOU CAN'T BUY YOUR WAY INTO HEAVEN! It's as easy as BUYING YOUR WAY OUT OF HELL!