Sweet Temptation1996

Billy Stone:
[knocks on bathroom door] I'm comin' in!

Jade Larson:
No, no, no, no, no! Not yet!

Billy Stone:
What's the matter? You think that you have something that I haven't seen before?

Jade Larson:
I'm sure you've seen it all, Billy boy.

Billy Stone:
Hey, are you hiding something in there? [tries to lift up Jade's towel]

Jade Larson:
Hey! Easy there, pervert!

Billy Stone:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That-that's me. Well, the slugger's all slugged out. I put him down on the futon. Did you rinse that good?

Molly Stone:
About fifty times.

Billy Stone:
Fifty times?

Jade Larson:
You're such a good dad, Billy. My dad never gave me a bath or cared about my hair.

Billy Stone:
Sure, he did. You just don't remember.

Jade Larson:
No, Mama says he never did anything. He never changed my diapers, or picked up a towel. All he did was play golf.

Billy Stone:
He still loves ya.

Jade Larson:
Mom is the true love of his life. He told me once.

Billy Stone:
He better keep his dirty paws off your mom.

Jade Larson:
He's a good guy, though, Billy. I mean, you know, for a jock.

Billy Stone:
Let's get you nice and dry. Step on up. And, then we will get you into some soft, clean pajamas. Alright. Be sure and dry her good. Grab the blow dryer and get her hair because I don't want her going to bed with her hair wet, and dry between... her... toes!

Jade Larson:
You know, it wouldn't be the end of the world if she didn't get completely dry between her toes.

Billy Stone:
Who says?

Jade Larson:
On TV, they say that one day there won't be enough food on the planet to feed everyone, *that* will be the end of the world. Right?

Molly Stone:
Mm-hmm.

Jade Larson:
End of the world!