Sweet Temptation1996

Jade Larson:
I never wanna have kids. I wouldn't wanna bring'em into a world like this.

Horizon:
Yeah, people are such pigs.

Jade Larson:
That's an insult to animals. Pigs are good. They don't cut down all the trees or make bombs or put holes in the ozone layer.

Horizon:
You know the guy that dyes my mom's hair, Richard? He has a pig his name is Wilma. You know what they used for his litter box? Kids plastic swimming pool.

Jade Larson:
I happen to love pigs.

Horizon:
Ugh, you know what's wrong with you? You need a little sex in your life.

Jade Larson:
Maybe I've had a little sex in my life.

Horizon:
Yeah? You have a secret lover or something?

Jade Larson:
What if I told you I wasn't a virgin anymore?

Horizon:
I would laugh right in your face.

Jade Larson:
Fine. I won't bother tryin' to tell you anything anymore. What's the difference? I saw on TV, the sun's gonna explode and suck us all into the black hole. We probably won't live past twenty-one.

Horizon:
You know that pig Wilma? She knocked Richard over when he was trying to get the fridge and gobbled up two pounds of bacon.

Jade Larson:
Is that all you have to talk about is pigs?

Horizon:
You're the one that loves them so much. Drink it fast! We can't bring it inside.

Jade Larson:
I am. Ugh.

Horizon:
Ugh! Well, hurry up! We're gonna miss all the action.