Synecdoche, New York2008

Caden Cotard:
I wanted to ask you, how old are kids when they start to write?

Madeleine Gravis:
Listen, there's an absolutely brilliant novel written by a four year old.

Caden Cotard:
Really?

Madeleine Gravis:
'Little Winky" by Horace Azpiazu.

Caden Cotard:
That's cute.

Madeleine Gravis:
Hardly, Litty Winky is a virulent anti-Semite. The story follows his initiation into the klan, his immersion in the pornographic snuff industry, and his ultimate degradation at the hands of a black ex-convict named Eric Washington Jackson Jones Johnson...

Caden Cotard:
-Written by a four year old?

Madeleine Gravis:
-Jefferson.

Caden Cotard:
Wow, written by a four year old.

Madeleine Gravis:
Well Azpiazu killed himself when he was five.

Caden Cotard:
Why did he kill himself?

Madeleine Gravis:
I don't know, why did you?

Caden Cotard:
What?

Madeleine Gravis:
I said, 'Why would you?'