Take2008/I

Jim:
[on the phone] Mary! Listen, on second thoughts, don't call the police. I... you did?... Ten minutes? That's a bit f***ing prompt, isn't it?... Oh, sh*t... Look, it turns out... It turns out the guy who was in my house, it was Jeff... From uni, right... Yeah, he... Well, he just did a silly thing, you know. He was a bit desperate - he had a 'student moment'. And he went and did a funny thing, and... look, its alright now. I'm gonna take him home, and... what's that? They're outside? Oh, shpadoinkle, um... I tell you what - go outside and put me on with the main guy. [to Jeff] I'm gonna f***ing kill you. There's a bench over there - go sit down. [on the phone] Officer! Hello, yes... yes, it is my house, I promise... Well, um, see, the thing is I thought someone was robbing my house, but it turns out it was friend of mine... Yeah, he's been staying with us and he... and he forget something so he came back to get it. And he didn't want to disturb us, so he kind of let himself in. It's pretty funny when you think about it... Yes. Yes, I do know how early it is... Well, I went after him... Why? Well, I thought, because... because I thought he might have had a car with him, and I could, you know, get the license plate... Yes, I know it was foolish... And irresponsible, yes, I agree. And I'm very, very sorry... and I would be very, very, very grateful if you could just let me off with a warning, and I promise it will never happen again... Thank you! Thank you so much. Oh, before you go, could you put me back on with Mary, my girl - the friend - I mean, the, yes... Thank you, sorry, bye, sorry... Mary, I am so, so sorry you had to go through that. Listen, I'm gonna take Jeff home now. It should be about 45 minutes, I reckon. And, er, I'd love it if you were there when I got back, but if you want to let yourself out, I understand... Yeah... Yeah, I'll talk to you soon.