Take2008/I

Jim:
F***, man. I still can't believe you did that.

Jeff:
[Hums the Batman TV theme tune] Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-F***MAN! F***man!

Jim:
What?

Jeff:
F***man! That'd be a great name for a superhero! Oh, come on! All these superheroes are so family friendly it'd be nice to have one with a bit of edge to it.

Jim:
He sounds like a rapist. That's past edgy. What would his power be? Super-speed screwing? 'Cause that's not a power, technically. that's just... a failing.

Jeff:
No, he'd just fight crime and rescue damsels in distress, and later on they'd be so grateful they'd let him give them what for!

Jim:
I think you'll find that character already exists.

Jeff:
Yeah?

Jim:
Yeah, he's called James Bond. And he stretches the PC tolerance of feminists far enough as it is. You'd be hard-pressed to find a 'Quantum of Good Taste' in a graphic novel like that.

Jeff:
Speaking of which, who's your favorite Bond girl? I've never asked you that.

Jim:
My favorite Bond girl as in Bond girl character or favorite actress who played a Bond girl?

Jeff:
To be honest, Jim, I didn't really think about it, mate. So... okay? It's just a question.

Jim:
No, I just felt the need to answer specifically. Well, if we're talking favorite characters then it's probably Eva Green's from the last one. but favorite actress who played a Bond girl [notices Jeff swooning at the mention of her name]... I know... er, Sophie Marceau or Halle Berry.