Take2008/I

Jeff:
That Pierce Brosnan is one lucky bastard.

Jim:
I tell you who's an even luckier bastard, though - Zach Braff.

Jeff:
The guy out of 'Scrubs'?

Jim:
Yeah. I mean, he's kissed Sarah Chalke, Amy Smart, Mandy Moore, Gift shop girl...

Jeff:
Tara Reid.

Jim:
[shrugs]... yeah, Elizabeth Banks, and in movies he's been with Rachel Bilson and Natalie Portman for Christ's sake!

Jeff:
Ah! Natalie Portman!

Jim:
Natalie Portman - the 'Portman'!

Jeff:
Yeah, that girl has a face to stop the world. Okay, you know, if they ever wanted to do another 9/11, all terrorists would have to do is just put her picture in the cockpit. The pilots would look at it, and the plane would go down like a f***ing Malaysian pearl diver!

Jim:
[pauses, shocked]... Yes, she's very attractive. Like Audrey Hepburn.

Jeff:
Audrey - the original.