Take2008/I

Jeff:
Did you ever see 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'? You know, the one with the famous dress?

Jim:
No, I don't think so.

Jeff:
This girl in my Film Studies class... okay, I saw it about a year ago. I met this girl called Amy in my Film Studies class, and... I didn't watch it through choice, but she was... you know. Anyway, we're sitting there watching it... and I'm thinking "this film is f***ing crap!" Just... coffee table crap! And... all the characters do throughout the whole film, especially Audrey Hepburn, is just talk about nothing. Nothing. Just random crap. [Jim looks at the camera but says nothing] Then, we're getting towards the end of the film, and me and this girl are cuddling up. We're getting towards the end, and it's the scene in the rain with the cat where she's kissing the guy...

Jim:
In the rain?

Jeff:
Yeah.

Jim:
At the end of the film?

Jeff:
Yep.

Jim:
And it dawns on me what that film is about.

Jim:
[uninterested] What?

Jeff:
Do you know what the moral of that film actually is?

Jim:
...What?

Jeff:
It takes a helluva long time to get a p*ssy wet! [Jeff bursts out laugh - Jim does not]

Jim:
My ear hurts. That's how bad that joke was. My ear hurts. You've hurt my inner ear.

Jeff:
I thought that was pretty good!

Jim:
You did now, did you?

Jeff:
Yeah! Oh, come on - you love those jokes that are so bad they're crap! So good they're crap, sorry.

Jim:
Well, I do. But they have to make it into that second group. They have to qualify for the second part of that thing. That fell just short, and it was just bad. But don't feel bad, it's a very hard joke to pull off. So it was worth seeing it though, was it?

Jeff:
Yeah.

Jim:
So you could crack that gem one day?

Jeff:
You could say that.

Jim:
What do you mean?

Jeff:
She was grateful that I watched it with her.

Jim:
Grateful in the [nudges him twice]... sense?

Jeff:
Too right.

Jim:
Lovely.